You Come Here Often?

Hi, it's nice to meet you, I'm Steven. You come here often? No, well, me either to tell you the truth. My first day... Oh, me, well, I'm a college student. Yeah, yeah, incredible, I know. Yep, love the experience, made for college, learning and all that... Study? I'm majoring in party if that's what you mean! No, no, no, please don't walk away! I swear, I'm not this awkward. Well, I am, but... I try? I don't try to be awkward, I try to not be, and then, but my words, they...BLEH! ...alright then, yeah, no. I'm sorry, let's start over.




Dark and mysterious...

 

Hi, my name is Steven, but you can call me Mockler or Steve, whichever you prefer. I'm a college student, I'd tell you more, but the internet and singularity, etc, too much exposure, but I still want to be famous. Maybe not super famous, quietly famous, or some other type of adjective famous, but definitely that arm length type of famous, where you tell you're friends "Yeah, he's pretty cool, I bet he'd be awesome to hang out with," but still far enough that I can maintain my aura of mystique. You know, like George Clooney, dark and mysterious.

Anyway, I've started this blog for I guess all the other reasons people start blogs. Like most writers, I have the chronic problem of trying to avoid writing, so I guess I've also started this blog to harness the most potent force in the universe, peer pressure. Yes, reader, wondering whether you're reading or not reading and wondering whether or not you're judging me for not sticking to my posting schedule or any other offense that I feel I may commit while trying to turn out posts, should ultimately turn me into a better writer. Ah, the beauty of neuroses.

Anyway, I have to write another post for tonight, so I'll encourage you to go look at that, and then keep coming back and looking, because if you don't, well... we'll see what happens.

Mr. Mockler

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